convinced

Ok, I've been convinced to write down some of the things that make me laugh to myself when i'm walking down the street, or make me nearly bust out of my pants before I can find an open ear.

So this morning, I woke up a little dazed after belgian beer f'd me up last night. I quickly took a shower and went into my underwear drawer. Its been a while since laundry day, so i'm down to my default underwear. The lucky pair this morning was a creamsicle-colored thong. Alls well, and then at work I need to use the bathroom. I realize that my thong is on sideways! I have to take off my shoes and pants to correct this problem. And I am now sure why my thongs are default underwear. I mean how comfortable can something be if i'm wearing it sideways and don't even realize it?