American Bidet

I'm going to attempt to write this as discretely as possible.

So, after taking a ____, I really wished I were in Europe. The bidet was a cultural blessing left behind. I mean, this daily function is part of our lives. I sometimes find myself organizing my routine around this bodily function. I love it when it works that I shower afterwards. Not only do I feel purged, but refreshed and squeaky clean.

But its unfortuanate that we haven't incorporated any solution into our daily living to always experience this cleanliness. I don't know if i'm the only one out there, but I've started wishing they would create a special "bidet wipe". The American solution would be to make some disposable something or other that ruins our environment, but keeps us antiseptic.
Have YOU ever wet a tissue or toilet paper and created your own? Answer that honestly. :)

You all probably think I'm the grossest person ever, and this ain't doing much for my love life, but its important to me.

So, someone has to help me--i don't know how to create links, but you've got to go to www.bidet.com

I've realized in the past, anytime i come up with an original idea, its already out there. But i still think someone could take this idea and fly.