Wednesday, July 27, 2005

I Told Craig's Mom

I told her what happened when I posted an add on Boston's Craig's list...
So, everyone's seen some of the uncensored pics on craiglist..hell, some of us only open the messages with pics!
But what I experienced goes to new levels--where virtual anonymous offenses meet reality.
So, I posted a harmless ad on women s. women..to hang out with on the cape. I get two particular repsonses that are from couples.

"Are you interested in a couple?" they wrote.
"A couple of what?" I replied.

He proceeded to explain that he was straight, his girlfriend bi...and would like to meet up in P-town for drinks.

I said i wasn't interested. He still sent me a picture.

The next couple had a similar request. This time, less naive, in repsonse to "are you interested" i wrote...

"Do you mean SEX?"

He sheepishly replied..well, drinks , dinner, if we hit it off...sure!

Once again, not interested, but enjoyed making him admit what he wanted.

So, on my own, i go out to Vixen in Ptown to have an adventure. While talking to a nice girl at the bar...i spot them---the bleach blonded barbie/ken couple...their hair so bleached they lit up the dark club. They were so obvious..sitting on the arm chair together peering at the women who they could prey on. The guy so obnoxious, he spoke so loud that everyone overheard him..his lame attempt to try and meet people. And then, even when I offered no eye contact, he demanded to know where i was going when i left the bar to get away from him.

I confided in my new friend who that couple was and how they were desperately trying to arrange a threesome for themselves. It was so great to know who they were, while remaining unknown myself. It really gave me some satisfaction to spread their "motive" to some women i met...it made up for how obnoxious it seemed to assume that lesbians would ever be interested in THAT!

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